1 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,680 Home! 2 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:28,960 Kenny! Shh! You'll wake the guests. 3 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:34,320 Oh, my God. Abs. 4 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:37,200 I had a bad night. 5 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:40,600 Well, here's the good news. Time to get up. 6 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:45,400 At least you missed me in the dream. Why? Did I throw something at you? 7 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:48,160 No...you were pregnant. 8 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:52,960 That's a NIGHTMARE, Kenny!Yeah. You were about to drop any second. 9 00:00:53,000 --> 00:01:01,200 Scary. Breakfast will be ready in a tick, OK?Cool. I think I might just kip a little bit longer. 10 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,440 Find out who the baby looks like. 11 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,440 PHONE RINGS 12 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:29,160 Hello.Hello, Abby? Yeah, Abby speaking. Abby, it's me - Damien.Damien. 13 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,720 Yeah, you said to give... Hello?Hello?Hello! 14 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:37,160 You're...breaking up. You're going to have to call back.Hello? 15 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:46,600 Let me help. Don't want the little woman straining herself. Thank you, Gordon. 16 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,960 It's not very heavy. I can manage! 17 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:55,480 A delicate creature like you shouldn't be lifting. I'm not "delicate", Gordon. 18 00:01:55,520 --> 00:02:00,040 A bit stockier perhaps than you were, but that's a sign of marital bliss. 19 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:05,800 Douglas is doing something right. I have not gained weight. ..Have I, Douglas? 20 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:10,720 Of course not.You're a fine model of how to handle a woman, Douglas(!) 21 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,760 Mary, just let him help. 22 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:18,720 Good girl. I'll do the lifting. You carry on with your nesting. 23 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:21,800 Gordon?Aye? Perhaps you could give it a rest. 24 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:28,320 You know, there was a time when women would take a hint that men wanted to speak together privately. 25 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:32,080 What's happened to the world? What do you want, Gordon? 26 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:38,240 Is that what you think - that I'm helping you because I want something?Aye. 27 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:43,240 That makes me sad, that you think a neighbourly gesture had some motive. 28 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,640 OK. I'm grateful for your help, Gordon. 29 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,920 It's a pleasure. Because it's just the two of us. 30 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:54,000 We can talk privately...if there's anything to talk privately about. 31 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,800 Well, there is, as it happens. Mary's cottage. 32 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:02,120 It's empty. So you want to rent Mary's cottage? 33 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:05,480 I don't think the word "rent" passed my lips. 34 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:09,480 If she were to rent it... This word "rent" keeps popping up! 35 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:14,560 £40 a week might be fair.You've got a funny idea of fair. Mary! 36 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,600 Douglas wants a hand with the table. 37 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,120 How am I going to tell him? 38 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:28,080 Did I miss breakfast? 39 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,840 Yeah. Sorry. No worries. It was worth it. 40 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:36,120 Good morning, Alistair. Good morning, Kenny. 41 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:40,360 How's the relationship going? All right?Shut up, Kenny. 42 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,880 Sorry. Inappropriate question. 43 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,320 Do you... 44 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,040 ..dream, do you, Alistair? 45 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:52,080 Kenny? Don't you have something to do? 46 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,920 That's not a REAL question, right? 47 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:59,800 Right. It's a sort of "why don't you push off?" question. 48 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:04,160 Yeah, I can see that now. Where are the kids?Outside, playing. 49 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:08,720 That answers your question. Yes, Abby. I DO have something to do. 50 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,920 Oh, um...by the way... 51 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,080 it was mine. 52 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:18,920 And it was worth missing breakfast for. 53 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,720 What was his? 54 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,120 Never mind. 55 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:32,640 You do look lovely...for a woman your age. And I'm sure deep down you're a generous, friendly soul. 56 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:38,720 You're not looking to step out with me, are you?Oh, no!Thank God. It's a property matter. 57 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:41,160 With the rent I pay... 58 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,600 Well, I'm not happy. 59 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:47,480 The rent pays for the roof, not happiness. 60 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:52,160 GUITAR STRINGS TWANG 61 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,600 Right, now... 62 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:00,640 each string, yeah, is tightened to a certain note, 63 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:05,560 but, if you shorten the string you make a different note, like this. 64 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,920 See? Got it? 65 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,840 Is my mum...doing it with Alistair? 66 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,160 Doing what? 67 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,760 IT. 68 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:22,240 So...when you put a bunch of different notes together, you make a song. Yeah? 69 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:28,560 I've seen them kissing.And that's playing the guitar, Alfie. I figure they MUST being doing it. 70 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:34,960 I'm worried.Look, as soon as she starts doing his laundry, that's the time to get worried, all right? 71 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:40,600 Now, step two, yeah? I'll teach you simple notes that make up a song, 72 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,920 so watch carefully, OK? 73 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:49,560 that I love you? 74 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:56,120 there's no-one above you? 75 00:05:56,160 --> 00:06:00,600 Do they love each other? 76 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:04,840 Is this the bloody Weakest Link? Ain't that what kissing means? 77 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:09,040 No. Look, I love you. Yeah? Do we kiss? 78 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:15,040 No. Now, step two. We are going to carry on and learn the song, all right? 79 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:19,720 I don't want to learn the song. It's cra...It is not crap, Alfie! 80 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,240 It was written by a genius. A god, 81 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:24,800 and gods do not write crap. 82 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:27,720 It's slow and boring. It's an old person's song. 83 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:31,360 I want to learn rap songs. Rap songs? 84 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:34,040 There's no such thing as a rap SONG. 85 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,920 Rap is crap! That's what old people think. 86 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,280 Oi! What d'you mean "old"?Like you. 87 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:43,600 Right. Lesson over. Sling it! I don't like the guitar anyway. 88 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,960 Yeah?Why do you let him kiss Mum? 89 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:50,640 It's not for me to decide who kisses your mum.Don't you love her? 90 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:55,920 Alfie...D'you think singing stupid love songs will make him go away? 91 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,080 I can't make him go away, can I? 92 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:02,440 Anyway, he's not all THAT bad, is he? 93 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:10,080 It's just weird. You live there and don't care. She lets him kiss her. 94 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,760 I hate her! 95 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:17,080 Come on, mate! We're learning the guitar!What's wrong with Alfie? 96 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,760 Nothing.Alfie? Just leave him alone, will you? 97 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:25,800 What is it?Oh, I said "rap is crap" and then he called me "old". 98 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:30,840 It just got out of hand.Don't worry about it. He'll get over it. 99 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:46,160 Aye, the water around here holds some secrets. You can be sure of that. 100 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:49,200 Any treasure? Ah, so legend has it. 101 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:55,440 You ever find any? No, the water goes quite deep. Anything lost STAYS lost. 102 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:59,520 Bit of a treasure hunter, are you? You could say that. 103 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:03,080 Booked yourself into a hotel? Nah, play it by ear. 104 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:07,120 Raeburn Hotel is the best. Makes you feel right at home. 105 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:12,360 What's the Wallace guesthouse like? Better than sleeping in a tent. 106 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:17,240 Has it got a room available? Aye, but for a man like you, the Raeburn's your best bet. 107 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:20,360 Make sure and say Gordon sent you. Thanks. 108 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,720 I'll be right with you! 109 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,520 Welcome to the Wallace... 110 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:49,640 Damien?The clean air's been good to you! You look ace. 111 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:54,240 What are you doing here?I thought I'd take you up on your offer. 112 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,600 I tried to call to let you know. 113 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,960 You didn't think I'd come? 114 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,480 Well, it's a long way. That's all. 115 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:19,320 I've been thinking about you for months. 116 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:25,360 Absence makes the heart...you know. You didn't have to go away to make me fond of you. 117 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,280 You miss my cheeky little face? 118 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,640 Goes without saying. 119 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,760 I'd forgotten just how easy on the eyes you are. 120 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,360 That's just me - forgettable. 121 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,800 So... 122 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:49,440 ..how's your little business going? Not good at all. 123 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:53,120 In fact, it's terrible. I'm sorry to hear that. 124 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:57,320 Yes, so am I. Why don't I PAY for my room, then? 125 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:00,880 Full up.Full up? 126 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:04,640 Yeah. It happens... Not very often. 127 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,400 Smile for me. 128 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,640 What?A little smile. 129 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,760 Just a little one. 130 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,600 Come on. 131 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:20,560 You used to give me a smile every morning when you walked by. 132 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,920 Brighten my day. 133 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:26,160 Make a little joke. I'd laugh. You'd flirt. 134 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,160 I didn't. 135 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,800 I'm looking at you now and, er... 136 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,720 Well...I can tell you need a man to sort you out. 137 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,520 I can tell you want me. 138 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:48,080 I can tell you don't want to look too keen. 139 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,440 You can tell all that? 140 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:58,120 All this clean air makes you randy, doesn't it?It does nothing for me, but I can't say about everyone else. 141 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:02,200 When you came begging to me with those big eyes, 142 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:06,040 how could I turn you down? Look, Damien, 143 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,600 you've been very nice to me, 144 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:11,520 and I am grateful. I am. I swear. 145 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:14,760 And I WILL pay you back every penny. 146 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,320 But I just don't have it right now. 147 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,840 Who mentioned money? 148 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:24,600 You think I'd come all the way up here for a thousand quid? 149 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:28,240 Yes. That's what I'm thinking. 150 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:33,160 Tough women just bring me to my knees. 151 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:37,200 There's rooms at the Raeburn. They've got carpets. 152 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:41,600 Roadkill.Where?Just there, look. 153 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,680 Oh, yeah! 154 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:47,440 What's "roadkill"?It's where a little fluffy animal 155 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,600 gets hit by a truck. That's terrible. 156 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,000 The fluffy animal thought the same. 157 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,720 I see a beautiful angel 158 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:59,640 helping that poor little animal go to heaven.No, you don't.I do too! 159 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:03,160 Rubbish!Be nice! She's making it up. 160 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,080 I can see whatever I want to see. 161 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:09,200 It ruins the game if you make it up. So stupid.I'm not stupid. 162 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,160 I see an angel. You can't stop me. 163 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,920 Charley's right. She can see anything she wants to see. 164 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,160 That's the rules. 165 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,240 I see a naked woman.All right. 166 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,880 Let's not go overboard with this "rules" lark.I do. 167 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:23,560 Yeah, sure.I do!Where? 168 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,960 There! 169 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,880 Where?There! 170 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,640 Oh, wow! 171 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:34,160 Phew... 172 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,800 Oi!'Did you have a good time?' 173 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:41,720 Brilliant. I saw a naked woman. What? ..Kenny? 174 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:45,800 Yeah, she WAS naked.Who? I don't know. It's a mystery. 175 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:50,400 But that boy's got an enquiring mind...and good eyesight. 176 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:54,240 Alistair! Blimey, you still here, or is it deja vu? 177 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:58,280 Still here.Anyway, another one of life's great mysteries - 178 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,640 when a little boy jumps into freezing water, 179 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:05,040 everything goes PHTT and shrinks right up, 180 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:10,160 but when a GIRL jumps in, everything goes PING and jumps right out! 181 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:13,480 How do you explain that to a ten-year-old? 182 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,040 Anyway... 183 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:22,040 love to stay and chat, but I won't. Kenny? I need to speak to you. 184 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:28,600 Oh, I'll do the whole sex talk thing with him.I'll be off.Don't get all twitchy. I'm not going to do it now. 185 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,160 See you later, Abby. ..Bye, Kenny. 186 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,720 Bye. 187 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:37,920 Oh, if you hurry, the naked woman might still be there! DOOR SLAMS 188 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,760 Funny bloke. 189 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:46,920 Obviously uncomfortable talking about sex. Is he like that when he talks about it with you? 190 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,400 Don't try and wind me up. Sorry. Sorry. 191 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:55,800 Can't help it. Words just come out. I try and drag 'em back, but they've got a life of their own. 192 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:59,960 Listen, Kenny... We can't both live off the BandB. 193 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,200 We don't earn enough money. 194 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:07,520 I'm trying to think of ways to make ends meet. I know this isn't easy. 195 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:10,080 Yeah, yeah, I mean, you're right. 196 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,800 It's not as if you can go out and get a waitress job. 197 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,720 Not me, Kenny - you. 198 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:19,880 You have to find a way to earn some more money.Oh. 199 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,760 Oh, yeah, yeah. 200 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,920 Well, I'm a working man, in my prime. 201 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:30,120 It's going to take some thought, but don't worry... 202 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,680 I'll start thinking about it today, all right? 203 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,760 So is that it, then, yeah?No. 204 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,160 Um...it's not. 205 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,960 It crossed my mind... if I could rent your room... 206 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,200 My room? 207 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:47,040 Yeah, I'm trying to find ways to make ends meet.... 208 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:53,600 You want me to live somewhere else? No, I don't WANT you to! I'm just thinking out loud. 209 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:56,000 I mean, what else can I do? 210 00:14:56,040 --> 00:15:00,200 Oh, well, of course. I don't want to be a burden or anything. 211 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,560 Kenny, you are not a burden! 212 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,040 Look, we're skint. 213 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:10,320 I don't even have enough money to buy the kids the clothes they need. 214 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:14,840 I don't want you to think I'm kicking you out.No, of course not. How could I think that? 215 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,400 Be still there, be still. 216 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,560 That butcher wants 15, does he?Aye. 217 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,600 Did you fill the drinker? Yes. 218 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,960 Thank you, Ida.Are you sure? 219 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,960 No good taking them all that way if you're not sure. 220 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:39,000 I've organised it. I'm meeting with a haulier in Portree. 15, eh? How will you manage? 221 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:45,080 Thank you for helping me with my chores, Ida. 222 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:50,920 I'll get myself cleaned up, and go and pick some things up for dinner. 223 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:55,560 You go on now. Thank you again for your help. 224 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:59,600 Malcolm, you don't need to thank me for everything. 225 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:05,880 Heavy curtains are good for the bedroom. Keeps it cosy. 226 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,680 No. You need the light. 227 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,560 Nets. 228 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,240 I hate being cold in the bedroom. 229 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:18,040 Douglas, look at me. 230 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,960 Is there any fear of you being cold? 231 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,400 Do you think we've done enough down here? 232 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:32,160 Why don't we go upstairs... and test the temperature? 233 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,160 Maybe that would be a good idea. 234 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:40,920 Bit brisk out, with the wind. I thought I'd stop in to warm myself up. 235 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,760 Any chance of a cup of coffee, Douglas? 236 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,000 We're a bit busy.Can I help? I don't think so. 237 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:55,120 It's always a pleasure. Many hands make light work. 238 00:16:55,160 --> 00:17:01,280 In general. There ARE exceptions. It's nice to sit down somewhere comfortable for a change, 239 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:06,720 rest my bones. You know, I just can't get warm in my place. Not with the damp. 240 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:11,560 Plaster's flaking off the walls. It's filthy. The chimney's blocked. 241 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,360 I've asked Mrs McGowan to get it fixed. 242 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:18,560 With the rent I pay, you'd think she'd feel some responsibility, 243 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:21,240 but she's a miserable old cuss, isn't she? 244 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,520 There's nothing much I can do about it. 245 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,520 It's my lot. 246 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:35,760 Aye, well... 247 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,320 I guess I'll just wander on. 248 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,480 What does he want? 249 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,920 Thanks, Mum. 250 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:54,320 Kenny, they're for the kids. Don't want to waste anything, do we? 251 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:57,280 DOOR OPENS We're in the kitchen.Come in(!) 252 00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:01,920 Hi.I brought some mackerel. Just for the 'alibut? 253 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,200 You smell gross! 254 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,000 I smell like mackerel. ..Hi, Kenny. 255 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:13,840 All right?Thanks, Alistair. It wasn't necessary.Falls into the category of UN-necessary. 256 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:18,200 Flowers would do.Kenny, have you thought about what we talked about? 257 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,840 I thought about it so much I had to lie down. 258 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:26,760 I'll be needing a hand in the salmon farm in a few weeks' time. 259 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,240 You two been talking about me, yeah? 260 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,720 Together?It's a job, Kenny. 261 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:41,520 It's hard work.You think I've got a problem with that?No. It's a job. It's yours if you want it. 262 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,760 Thank you, Alistair. That's very kind of you. 263 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:52,480 He brings mackerel, a job. What's your real name? Clark Kent? 264 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:58,520 Oh, my God, Alistair. You DO pong! Sorry.Don't be silly. Grab a bath and I'll get the mackerel ready. 265 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:03,960 Cheers.Put your stuff in the basket. I'm just about to do some laundry.Thanks, Abs. 266 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,320 I made the laundry stuff up. 267 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:14,720 So what's he going to wear? What?What's he going to wear while he eats his mackerel? 268 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,960 Oh. Don't worry. He's got some things upstairs. 269 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,280 Eat your greens! 270 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,720 I'm trying to help, trying to be friendly, 271 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:37,280 but if you talk to me like that again, I'll smack your face. 272 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:46,680 So how long are you stopping? I don't know what I'm going to do. 273 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:51,200 Mum?!Uh-huh?Look who's back! Dear Heather. Hello! 274 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:56,760 My, haven't you grown tall?She just finished her Highers.Oh? And... 275 00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:01,160 how did you do?No results yet. I'm sure you shone.We'll see! 276 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,440 How's your mother?Miserable. But healthy with it?Aye! 277 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:12,000 She must be happy to have you back. Hard to tell. I think she wants to send me packing again.Och, away! 278 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,400 Douglas? 279 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:20,240 What can I get you, Gordon? 280 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:23,320 £15 a week.30. 281 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:30,400 You're killing me, Douglas. 20! Sure you don't want a drink? 282 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,240 Evening, all.Evening. 283 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,600 Pint of beer.Mm-hmm. 284 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:46,800 All right, Carolyn?Hiya, Kenny. 285 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:51,240 I was wondering - need any help in the shop while Helen's away? 286 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,080 Well, no. I'm all right, thanks. 287 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:59,080 Ah.Sorry.No worries. Just thought you might need a hand. 288 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:06,760 Are you OK?Yeah, fine. Just money worries. What's new?Aye. Well, at least the sun was shining today. 289 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:13,320 When the sun's out, the world looks better.Yeah, even when it's collapsing all around you. 290 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:18,520 No, I had a good day. Messed about with the kids. Oh, yeah, saw a naked lady. 291 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:23,160 Naked lady?Yeah, down by McArthur Cove. Bit tricky, you know, 292 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,520 explaining the geography to Alfie, 293 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:29,920 you know, what YOU'VE got and what you HAVEN'T got! 294 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:36,480 But a bit of a highlight, really. I mean, how many seals can you look at and stay interested? 295 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,320 She was a fine example of the species, that's for sure. 296 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:47,640 It was all there. I mean, her being naked and everything, you could tell, you could tell...um... 297 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,240 Oh! 298 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,320 Oh, right! 299 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:54,200 You look good with your clothes ON an' all! 300 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:58,600 You went skinny-dipping? I wanted to feel the water again. 301 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:03,920 I imagine the water was very pleased to see ya. You should've joined me.Nah! 302 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:10,960 Nah! The only time I ever get naked with strangers is when I've had too much to drink.Sorry. 303 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,560 Heather McGowan. Kenny Marsh. Hi. 304 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,720 CAROLYN: I looked after Heather when she was wee. 305 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:21,560 So you're an incomer? Yep, every island should have one. 306 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,040 Evening, Douglas. Mary.Evening. 307 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:31,080 Kenny.All right?Find a pew, Ida. What would you like to drink? A shandy, please. 308 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:35,320 Carolyn, you look lovely. ..Heather. 309 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:38,560 A shandy, please, Douglas, in a lady's glass. 310 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:44,120 Alfie will be delighted he wasn't hallucinating!Who's Alfie?My son. 311 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:48,960 Well, I mean he's not exactly my son...Your stepson?Yeah. 312 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:55,280 Well...no. It's more complicated than that, but you're the first naked woman he's ever seen, 313 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,640 so...big day for the boy. 314 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:03,040 Kenny? Can I have a word? Yeah, sure, mate. ..Oi! 315 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:09,800 I know you.Do you?Yeah. Flower guy from Columbia Road. Yeah, well spotted, my son. 316 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:15,520 Malcolm! It's the flower guy from back home.Hello. I've forgotten your name.Damien. 317 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,640 That's it. Like the movie. You know The Omen? 318 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:24,800 Whenever me and Abby saw you in the market, we'd to go... SINGS THE THEME FROM "The Omen" 319 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,520 Cos, you know, you were a bit scary, 320 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,560 the way... 321 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,400 the way you'd stare. 322 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,800 Seen Abby, have you? 323 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,400 No? Can I get you a drink? 324 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:51,000 No, I'll get my own. Well, I'm just having a chat here, but small world, eh? 325 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:58,560 Alistair can't help. He let me down. Well, that's just him, innit? 326 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:05,240 I need to run some geese to market on the mainland. I need a labourer. Geese? It's not Christmas, is it?! 327 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,480 Geese? No, no... 328 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:11,520 I'm up to my eyes in it, mate. Sorry.Ach, well... 329 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:17,120 There's plenty others who could do with the work. No! What sort of time? 330 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,120 Douglas. 331 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,480 25... 332 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,960 but it's blood from a stone! 333 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,640 Don't I know it. 334 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,400 Hey, Abs! 335 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,360 Bye. 336 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,800 Night. 337 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,080 DOOR CLOSES I got a job. 338 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:17,240 Morning!Morning.That's the great thing about mornings - you start again.Aye. 339 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:22,080 And when you've got a new start, you can really grasp the nettles.Aye. 340 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:25,440 I need to get on - prepare for school. 341 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,600 Prepare, you see. That's a key word, 342 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:31,800 because when you have to meet the challenges that life brings you, 343 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:36,480 you've got to be prepared, right? Aye. All good thoughts, Kenny. 344 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:42,200 Cos...when you have a problem, preparation helps you find a solution, yeah? 345 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,160 Will it be quicker not to disagree? 346 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,080 So your cottage is empty, yeah? 347 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:54,200 Because...my problem is... that I need space...for me... 348 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:58,800 for my new start.Kenny, of course you can stay in the cottage. 349 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,280 Douglas was just saying we shouldn't leave it lying empty. 350 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,240 In fact, you'd be doing us a favour. 351 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,440 Kenny!Yeah? I really DO need to get to school. 352 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:26,320 We'll have to drive them down the road, then to the jetty. Don't let them wander. 353 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:32,520 They're so sweet, aren't they? I won't be able to look at my duvet the same way again. 354 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:39,560 They bite.So would you, if you was going to get turned into pate.Aye. Take the stick, prop the gate open. 355 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,400 Steady. 356 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,200 Steady now. 357 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,080 Steady. 358 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:57,560 Go up the road! That's the opposite direction, man! Use your stick. I ain't going to hit 'em, mate. 359 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,160 Come on! 360 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,480 Use your stick! 361 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,080 You all right? 362 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,760 Oi, listen up, listen up! 363 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,800 The bad man with the stick is just behind you, 364 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:29,800 and he will strike you unless you keep moving. Please! That's it! 365 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:34,680 When you get to the bottom of the road, make a run for it! Go on! 366 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,360 Go on, mate! Use your wings! 367 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,520 Go on. That's it! 368 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,960 Go on!Kenny, you'll tire them out! 369 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,480 MAN SINGS THEME FROM "The Omen" 370 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:08,080 Damien.Laughing at me, were you? You and that streak of piss you hang about with. 371 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,600 Just a little joke, that's all. 372 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,000 I've got this problem, Abby. 373 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,440 I've been thinking about what makes me tick. 374 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,640 Soft spot for women in distress, yeah? 375 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,640 But you're not in distress, are you? 376 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,520 Birds and business. Bad mix. 377 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:32,000 I came here to get in your knickers because I figured I wouldn't get the dosh you owe me.You'll get it. 378 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,480 I promise. The dosh. 379 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:38,600 Well, since I've come all this way, I better go home with something. 380 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,600 I haven't got it all right now. 381 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000 That's very disappointing, Abby. 382 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,680 You said three months. It's been nearly a year. 383 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,320 I told you I'd pay you. 384 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,880 Yeah. You will. 385 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,680 You start thinking about ways you can do it. 386 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,280 You don't scare me.Yeah? 387 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,200 Well, I'll work on it. 388 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:15,920 So you're just going to hand them over, yeah? Just like that... 389 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:22,440 ..even though you know you're sending them to their deaths?Aye. 390 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,560 CHANTING:Alfie's got a girlfriend! 391 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,000 Shut up, Charley. I'm gonna kill you! 392 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:36,400 Stop! Alfie, you'll hurt the other one! Slow down! 393 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,760 Shut up!Charley! 394 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,120 Sweet kids! 395 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,680 Nice to know you can let your kids run and play, 396 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:49,200 never have to worry if they're safe. Isn't that right, Abby? 397 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,440 Leave my children alone.Come on! 398 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:56,040 You think I'd hurt innocent kids because you owe me some money? 399 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,200 You know the way to my heart. 400 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,760 Piss off!I said "safe". 401 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:07,800 You know, HERE. But I'll bet it's not THAT safe... 402 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:13,000 ..what with the water and the rocks and the cliffs. 403 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,560 A kid could just slip. And a kid on crutches... 404 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,880 Who knows what could happen? 405 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:22,280 Don't you ever threaten my children again. 406 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:28,000 I'll be at the hotel, in case you got anything to bring me. 407 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,320 What a lovely surprise. 408 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,040 Come in. 409 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,720 Doesn't feel like a thousand quid. 410 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,840 It's £240. I'll send the rest later. 411 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,720 Just leave us alone. 412 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:20,920 This isn't good enough, Abby. Please! It's the best I can do for now. 413 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,880 Yeah, but it's not what we agreed, is it? 414 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,480 Now... 415 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:39,240 you know a way to make me forget about the rest of the money, don't you? 416 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,520 Oh, come on, Abby! 417 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,880 I'm sure you've done it for less. 418 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,280 Smile for me. 419 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,280 You don't want to make me angry, do you? 420 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,120 Who knows what will happen if I get angry? 421 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,960 Here you are, Kenny. Thanks for the work. 422 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,440 That's blood money! If you don't want it... 423 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,400 No, just making a point. 424 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:41,840 When we moved up here, I had to borrow some money.Does Kenny know? 425 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,080 No, I never told him. 426 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:51,000 I talked him into coming up. It's not his problem. It's mine. I borrowed the money.How much? 427 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:56,440 £1,000. No bank was going to give me that, were they? 428 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:02,440 And you haven't paid it back? Yes! I paid him back £1,000, 429 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:08,000 then he wanted another thousand on top of that, for interest and late charges. 430 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,040 I gave him what I had and he wants more! 431 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,840 I'm sorry. I'm just scared. I don't know what to do. 432 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,560 Hey, hey, hey. There's nothing to worry about. 433 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,920 He won't trouble you. 434 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:37,920 He said he'd buy as many as I could bring him. He put an order in for Christmas. He wants 50! 435 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:43,480 I'm glad it went well. Aye, it went well! You can't help but dream. 436 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,160 Look around you. What do you see? 437 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,880 I see geese. Hundreds of geese. 438 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,720 Hundreds and hundreds, stretching out as far as I can see. 439 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:57,240 I see a chance of making something of this place. You're laughing at me! 440 00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,280 No. You see them too? 441 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,320 Yes. Hundreds of them. They pay more for organic. 442 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:10,360 Organic geese. Can you imagine what Dad'll say to that? He'll be spitting mad. Where is he? 443 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,400 With Lizzie. Mind the geese as you go! 444 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,280 Charley! Alfie! Food's up! 445 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,080 Come on! 446 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,440 Alfie? Charley? 447 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,320 Alfie! Charley! 448 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,920 Where are you, Charley? 449 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,480 Alfie! Where are the kids? 450 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:06,200 You all right?Where are they? They're with me. What's the matter? 451 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,560 Come on in. It's time for tea. 452 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:12,120 Hey, you're not going to believe this. 453 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,040 I saw Flower Guy up at the Raeburn. 454 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,160 That's spooky, eh? 455 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,360 You ain't seen him? 456 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:29,160 Aye, you can rest well after a day like today. 457 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:36,240 It went well, Dad.I could tell by the way you were walking that it had. 458 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,520 They paid cash. Want to buy more. 459 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,560 Well... 460 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,400 you'd, er...better get busy, then. 461 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,920 Aye. 462 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,560 I, er... 463 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,600 I'm... 464 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,080 I'm proud of you. 465 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,800 Dad?You heard. 466 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,520 Don't make me repeat myself. 467 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,560 No, sir. 468 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:10,200 It's good to see you walking with your head up, son. 469 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:13,200 You kept me waiting long enough to see it. 470 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:23,280 You'll be coming up to the house for supper? We can share a wee dram. Aye, aye, aye. 471 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,880 I'll come along. 472 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,320 I thought I'd... 473 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,320 ..watch the sun set... 474 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,360 with Lizzie. 475 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:57,280 Smells good. What's cooking? Chicken. 476 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,680 Oh...I think I'll pass. 477 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:07,840 I couldn't eat anything with a beak. Well, there's more than enough if you want it. I'm not hungry. 478 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:12,480 I'm sure Alistair will gobble it for you.Please, no more comments! 479 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,000 I can't take it any more. 480 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:27,320 'Ere, did I tell you about this dream I had last night?No. 481 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:32,160 I had this amazing dream. Totally cool it was. 482 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,400 I dreamt that Charley... 483 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:40,800 and Alfie...were checking out my new place with me. 484 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,320 What are you talking about? 485 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,360 I'm moving. 486 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,680 Just up the road, 487 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:52,000 really near from here. 488 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:56,040 And you guys can hang out with me whenever you want. 489 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,600 Sleep-overs...You're moving out? 490 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,560 Who says dreams don't come true, eh? 491 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,800 Yeah, Mary's letting me live in her gaff. 492 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,160 It's what you wanted. 493 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:13,600 It's all YOUR fault, Mum! Oi! It's nobody's fault. 494 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,080 What, now? Today? 495 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:21,120 Yep, I'm full of surprises. I got a job, 496 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,560 earned money, got a place. It's cos of Alistair! 497 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,200 So, Charley, Alfie, 498 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:36,880 will you help me get my stuff down? Wait outside. We'll have a chat. 499 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,080 Go on. 500 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,560 I guess I just didn't think you'd... 501 00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:00,240 You don't have to. 502 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,320 Abs. It's too late for second thoughts. 503 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,960 I got money in my pocket, 504 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,320 and I'm a ramblin' man. 505 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:19,480 Abby, how's anyone ever going to make you happy? I'm doing exactly what you want. 506 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,560 I just wish it wasn't today, that's all. 507 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,160 There's no good day for this. 508 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,240 All right. See you later. 509 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:36,080 I don't want the kids leaving the house. 510 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:39,480 I want them here. I thought if they helped me move, 511 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,160 it would be easier on them. I want them to stay with me. 512 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,600 All right. 513 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:54,360 You're a West Ham supporter? You just told me you liked football! 514 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,520 Alfie! Charley! Inside now! 515 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,320 See you later, then.Inside now! 516 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:10,640 Abs! What's the deal with Flower Guy? Is there a problem? 517 00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,560 No problem. ..Alfie, do you hear me? 518 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,920 We're helping Kenny! 519 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,160 Yeah, well, change of plans. 520 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,840 I love ya.I love you too. 521 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,320 I'll see you in a bit, all right? 522 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:36,360 Come on, handsome. 523 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:40,240 I love ya. Come on, give me some sugar. 524 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:44,560 Hit me with the L-word... I knew I couldn't trust you or Mum! 525 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:48,240 You don't care about us. You just do what you want! 526 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,360 Cheers, Abs(!) 527 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,640 Oh, great! 528 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,280 Nice and tidy. 529 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,480 Whoo! 530 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,560 TOGETHER: Argh! What are you doing here?! 531 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:23,600 Douglas said I could live here!Mary saidIcould!Rubbish!Bollocks! 532 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,600 Douglas and I agreed! So did me and Mary! 533 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,560 She had no right to say so! No right? 534 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:33,360 This is her cottage!Douglas is her husband! He's the man. 535 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,720 He makes the decisions. What century do you live in? 536 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,960 There's only one way to sort this out! 537 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,800 Tell him, Douglas!Mary! You could've told me! 538 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,160 Icould have told you?! It's a two-way street, Douglas! 539 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:51,520 Douglas, we have an arrangement! Gordon! Let me remind you it's MY cottage! 540 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,800 She's not wearing the trousers?! 541 00:42:53,840 --> 00:43:01,280 Gordon! That's enough!Keep going. I can't believe that a WOMAN has come between you and your word! 542 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,920 That ought to do it. Kenny stays!Mary! 543 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,720 Well played, my son. Thank you. Don't go blaming Gordon. 544 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:15,040 I should've spoken to you, but I... I've forgiven you. I won't him. Good evening.Oh, good evening. 545 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:20,920 I did give him my word. I am NOT changing my mind! 546 00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:24,960 Mary, Mary, Mary! How many bedrooms are there?Two. 547 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,800 Hey! I want a word with you. 548 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:37,880 Don't you ever threaten Abby and the kids again! 549 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,040 Bloody jocks - think they're so hard. 550 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,040 Yeah... You threatened Abby and the kids?! 551 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:47,600 Here's some travel advice, mate. Get off this island in the morning 552 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,960 and you don't come back. You got me? 553 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:19,440 Alistair? 554 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,000 Alistair! 555 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:29,640 Listen, I just wanted to thank you for trying to protect the kids an' that. 556 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,480 Alistair? 557 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,520 Are you there? 558 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,240 Come on! 559 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,640 Get up! 560 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:41,400 Ugh!You're going to wish you were dead! 561 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,240 Urgh! 562 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:49,240 KENNY GROANS AND SPLUTTERS 563 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,560 You grass and I'll come back and finish it. 564 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,680 Oh, my God! 565 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,000 Jesus, Kenny! What happened? 566 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,720 Kenny! ..Go on, get home, you two! Go on! 567 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,200 Get home! 568 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,160 I'm so sorry. 569 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,960 You bastard! 570 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,560 Oh, I got your attention, then! You won't get away with this. 571 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:14,040 What? There's no witnesses. None that will talk. 572 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,280 Yes, there was. I saw the whole thing. 573 00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,920 Bollocks.Get out of here. 574 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,440 Leave the island and don't come back. If you do, I'll lie. 575 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:27,240 I'll lie to anyone I have to to put you away. 576 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,160 He's checking out. 577 00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,400 Are you in? 578 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:18,720 579 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,280 580 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:28,680 there's no-one above you? 581 00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:35,000 582 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:39,200 583 00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:45,360 That's what you do. 584 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,920 ENGINE CUTS OUT 585 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,680 What are you lot playing at? 586 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,000 Fare, please. 587 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,880 There's only one way on and off this island, 588 00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,680 unless you can swim. 589 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:12,480 590 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,840 591 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:22,480 That's what you do. 592 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,000 (Give me some sugar.) 593 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:09,640 Subtitles by Red Bee Media